my life is weird.

so in the past few months of my lack of journal entries, a lot of weird stuff has happened. like...good weird. although I don't feel like talking about it all. so uhhh I dunno. here's a retarded summary of yesterday:
yesterday was make your friends sexually uncomfortable day. it's pretty difficult to do, since all my friends are whores. like, seriously, grabbing their crotches just makes them GIGGLE. WHORES! so yeah. after school, we all sat near the drama room and pretended to bang. it was hot. I was banged by a gay man against a wall. oh baby. haha. oh. and. "THIS BRA IS GAY PROOF. you can't unhook it." "I just did." "oh shit."
and thennnnn me, brandon, and kasey went to safeway. we bought some juice and a watermelon. then while outside of safeway, we saw this box of kittens. kasey took one. she's black and white and named alice noelle pizeci <insertlastnamesofmeandkaseyhereololol>. she's PRETTY HOT. and peed all over kasey and my mom's car. fun fun fun.
but anyways, then we went to brandon's house. and we drank juice and sat in his backyard and watched sex and the city. I AM SAMANTHA. seriously.
thennnn after that, we went back to our school to see this commedia dell'arte thing. it was pretty cool. anddd that was my day yesterday, pretty much.

oh, and when I got home I looked up stuff about colleges. okay, so I realized I wanna major in illustration and theatre (double majors ftw) with a minor in either psychology or russian literature and philosophy or queer studies or....well, anything cool like that. so yeah, I think I'm gonna go either to Eugene Lang, NYU, Ithaca College, Sycamore University, or...yeah, any one of those. but I'm indecisive SO I DON'T KNOW.
but what I do know is that in 3 years, I'll be a poor college student living in a tiny roach infested flat in manhattan with brandon and martha. and we're gonna be all like "YAY ART" and have hot threesomes every night. although I don't know how the threesomes would work out. hmm.

in other news, my young rep audition is on thursday. I still need to write a paragraph and get a recent photo of myself or whatever. yeah, anyways, my monologue is really cool. it's really funny and I almost have it all down. hopefully the audition will go well, but anything is possible.

so yeah.
that's all, I guess.