today I ate cranberries, blueberries, and an apple. oh, and strawberries.
now THAT is just FUCKED UP. if you know fruit language, that is.

I really want to do something right now. like go to someone's house. or complain about things that I can complain about. but everyone's either busy or can't come over to my house. and I have no way of getting anywhere. shiiiit son.
ugghhh I hate not doing things. because if I'm sitting at home, I get bored and then I eat food and my fingers. and then I get fat and my fingers get icky and then I DIE.

oh man, so I recently realized that I do not like short hitler children that much at all. I actually prefer tall blonde babes with brown eyes. and dsl. I still dig the dsl. and I suddenly dig tall people because THEY ARE FUN TO HUG. amirite?

I really want to hang out with apple right now.

dude, I need to check my voice mail more often. I keep on missing really important calls. like that one call with the stuff and yeah.

jesus christ.

someone kidnap right now. I don't like sitting at home. it gives me bad posture and makes me FAT.
ugghhhh.