we worship hobos. the make out hobo, the sex hobo, the masturbation hobo, the celibacy hobo, etc.
I happen to be the sex hobo. or uh, lesbian sex to be specific. haha.

but anyways, dude, you know what the weirdest feeling in the world is? that feeling you get when you're sitting on a couch, playing tetris, and watching a movie while two of your friends are fucking each other somewhere in the same house but you don't know in what room or anything. and then you hear a scream/moan. and then you're like "SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THERE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FFFFUCK." and I'm not gonna say any more stuff. but yeah. it's a REALLY WEIRD feeling. jesus christ.
I mean, I'm not saying it's ever happened to me. jeez.

oh man, you know what's really weird? all my friends always feel the need to tell me about their sex lives. and they like to include the dirty details. and the weird details. like "penis tastes weird when it's in your mouth." and "oh god, he made me BLEED" and whatnot. god, what skanks. I mean, I don't mind or anything. it's just kind of weird to hear about a different person's sex life every day. haha.
why is everyone I know a skank? jesus christ.

my ankle hurts.

today I had an epiphany but I forgot what it was. it's pretty depressing. srsly.

oh dude, did I tell you guys about that marilyn manson concert I went to last wednesday? no, I didn't. but now I will.
I owe you 8 bucks guy is my new hero. he got me and brandon some free alcohol and it was tasty. haha. yeah. that guy was brilliant. "you don't know if I'm gay! you don't know if I'm straight!"
oh, but that one bitch was a bitch. she left a swollen bruise on my leg. that cuuuunt. but brandon did thingsss with her boyfriend, so it's all good. karma bit her in the asssss for serious.
but anyways. marilyn manson is amazing. I touched his hannnnnd. it was lovely.
ugghh I would say more but I'm tired soooo yeah. jeez.

okay yeah that's all.