I'm giving up sobriety and celibacy for lent. but I totally don't know when lent is. it's next week, right? I'm also not catholic. soooo yeah. jeez.


but anyways.
today was awesomesauce fo sho. I went to brandon's house with ana and kasey. and brandon, of course.
we did nice stuff involving...uhhhh.....orange juice. but not really. olololol.
then we watched random sex scenes from random movies. just the sex scenes. so then we all got horny. except me (not really) and kasey. we were just DIZZY for reasons that can't be disclosed.
and we ate ice cream for drunks. don't ask me what it is, plz. just use your imagination. but yeah, it was damn good ice cream. although it seems really bad and the moment and the thought of it makes me cringe. BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.
and we all did liberating things. like removing clothes. mmmtasty. because anything that involves removal of clothing is liberating. ahaha.
annnnd we did other stuff too. that I won't speak about, so I could be MYSTERIOUS.
k thnx yeah.


hmm. apparently, I need to go out and have straight sex. haha.


emmy interrogated me about my LIFE today. what a skank. jeez emmy. ]:
it's all because I said that brian (not brain, but BRIAN) said that I'm a slut that doesn't get caught. even though he totally knows nothing about anything.
and I'm not a slut. but I do get caught.
ahahahaaaaaaa.
OOOOOH SUSPICIOUS.



so, how's your week been?
what are you giving up for lent? celibacy? sobriety? both? neither? god. skanks.
are you a SLUT? do you get CAUGHT? OMFGGGGG.