if you ever do sexy things, with like, ANYONE, make sure that you have no witnesses and that if you do have a witness, they're not one of your best friends. because they WILL BUG YOU ABOUT IT.

that is all.



nah, not really. let's talk about my week.
I totally had finals. they were hella easy. especially the art, geometry, history, french and uhhh I think that's all the subjects I have except english. the english final was okay. I don't know what linking verbs are. but why am I obligated to know all this? why does it matter if I know what a collective noun is?

dude, I was 17 minutes late for my art final because I was watching spongebob and totally thought school started at 9:30 but IT DIDN'T. so I was late. haha. but the spongebob episode was good, although I forgot which one it was.

but anyways, other than that I'm a total genius.

omfg I got to sleep in so late on tuesday. it was amazing. and since I had no homework for the whooole week, I've been doing more stuff that usual all week.
on tuesday, me, kasey, kelthey, tanner, and bryany all went to my house to play ddr, which didn't work out because my sister was playing video games like a nerd. so then we went to this park which I do not know the name of. how exciting. thennnn we played ddr. and after like, everyone left except tanner, we TOTALLY beat luigi and this other little dude at mario party 8. I was peach the whore and tanner was waluigi. funfunfun.

then on wednesday, I went to. uh. oh fuck. I forgot. I went to kasey's house, I think. to eat chili. yeah. and melonie was with us and it was all really awesome and we watched youtube videos and hannah montana. hellz yes. it was awesome.

and oh thursday, I went to ana's house with martha, kasey, tanner, bryany, and shannon. bryany and martha left after like, 5 minutes. then we all uhhh....the rest of the information cannot be told in mixed company. and yeah, we totally had an orgy.
dude, after the geometry final, me and tanner were being fat kids and doing all these retarded hand signals and shizz to talk. I PELVIC THRUST MY FORMER LOVER. AND NOT THAT ONE. THE OTHER ONE. AND I HATEHEARTEXPLODEEWBEATUP CHIPMUNK KID. AND I HEART AUDREY. lulz.
yeah.
thursday was awesome.

yesterday I had NO FINALS AT ALL. just drama and p.e. I ate food in drama. oh, fuck, I totally forgot about that. I was so convinced that the only things I ate today were toaster strudel and kettle corn. but anyways. I saw 27 dresses and atonement. 27 dresses was a good movie. it wasn't like, AWESOME, but it was pretty good. james marsden or however his last name is spelled is a BABE. I'd tap that.

today I had to walk home from the bart station. which means I walked about 3 to 4 miles, alone, in the dark, in the whitest city in the world. so it's all good. lulz.

I am so fucking hungry. all I've eaten today was some weird chinese food thing. this morning. and sour ice breaker mint thingies. yeah. what the fuck. I'm gonna go get some food.


that is all.

p.s. I am not a slut. jeez.